We always hear the rules from the female
side. Now here are the rules from the male
Please note…. They are all numbered “1”.
1- breasts are for looking at, thats why we
do it. Dont try changing that..
1- learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big
girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up,
you need it down. You dont hear us
complaining when you leave it down.
1- saturdays= sports. It is like the full moon.
Let it be.
1- shopping is not a sport!
1-crying is blackmail.
1-yes and no are perfectly acceptable
answers to every question.
1- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1- If you think you’re fat, you probaly are,
dont ask us.
1- If it itches, it will be scratched, we do
1- If we ask what is wrong, and you say
nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong, we
know you are lying, but its just not worth the
1- When we go somewhere, anything you
wear is fine, really!!
1- Dont ask us what you are thinking about,
unless you are prepared to talk about sex ,
sports or cars.
1- You have enough clothes.
1- You have to many shoes.
1- I’am in shape, round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this, yes i know i will
have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did
you know men like that, its like camping!