MENS RULES
We always hear the rules from the female
side. Now here are the rules from the male
side.
Please note…. They are all numbered “1”.
On purpose!
1- breasts are for looking at, thats why we
do it. Dont try changing that..
1- learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big
girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up,
you need it down. You dont hear us
complaining when you leave it down.
1- saturdays= sports. It is like the full moon.
Let it be.
1- shopping is not a sport!
1-crying is blackmail.
1-yes and no are perfectly acceptable
answers to every question.
1- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1- If you think you’re fat, you probaly are,
dont ask us.
1- If it itches, it will be scratched, we do
that.
1- If we ask what is wrong, and you say
nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong, we
know you are lying, but its just not worth the
hassle.
1- When we go somewhere, anything you
wear is fine, really!!
1- Dont ask us what you are thinking about,
unless you are prepared to talk about sex ,
sports or cars.
1- You have enough clothes.
1- You have to many shoes.
1- I’am in shape, round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this, yes i know i will
have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did
you know men like that, its like camping!

I sit here (on the loo as usual) listening to siobhan read me a blog post written by a beautiful soul, I have a lump in my throat but at the same time have admiration for this person.
She has realized that no amount of social friendships can ever amount to the real people in her life, the people that would turn the world over for her, the people that through their actions,love and caring would walk to the ends of earth with her.
Its a fantastic feeling getting support by strangers, that only wish the best for you, but It can never feel as good as just laying your head into someones shoulder while they embrace you as you let your tears and feelings flow.
It can never replace the sound of a room filled with laughter.
The people nearest and dearest, family or friend should never have to come second to someone you might never meet in your life, even as fantastic as that stranger may make you feel, you’ll never have that same feeling of closeness,warm embraces and love

At times, there’s a long and lonely
road to travel down, before we can
come to a rest. Many things may
catch up with you, that put you to
the test. You have to stop and give
it a pause, before another step is
made. And when you come to any
conclusion, you just might make
the grade. We’re creatures of
habit, so we worry, before the day
is through. But if we’d consider the
over all picture, it’s not the wisest
thing to do. I guess we all have to
travel down, that long and lonely
road, to come to our senses. And
if we can accomplish that, we’ll be
able to mend, a lot of fences!

Audrey Heller

Today it wasn’t on a parallel universe somewhere…
Today they did laugh at each others jokes, and the pink stilt legged birds.
Today they sat on the slipway eating their breakfast.
Today was a good day.
Today what happened on that parallel universe somewhere,some other time, happened for real this time in our own little world.
Today was that beautiful day.
Today was good.